Martini Quotes

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."
-- Humphrey Bogart

"If it wasn't for the olives in his martinis, he'd starve to death!"
-- Milton Berle

"Then Priss arrived, dragging a volume of colorlessness in with him, a drabness that was unaffected by the noise and the absolute splendor (no other word would describe it - or else it was the two martinis glowing inside me) that filled the room"
--Isaac Asimov

"One martini is all right, two is two many, three is not enough"
-- James Thurber

"Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?"
-- Robert Benchley

"I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul."
-- Alec Waugh

"New York is the greatest city in the world for lunch That's the gregarious time. And when that first martini hits the liver like a silver bullet, there is a sigh of contentment that can be heard in Dubuque."
-- William Emerson, Jr.